The article also calls Gone Girl a bargain bin paperback that David Fincher somehow elevated into quality entertainment. Gone Girl was, of course, a massive critical success, one of the best reviewed books of the past decade. It’s just a weird thing about literature: the same people who have no trouble loving and…

Jay-Z has never cared enough about Kanye West to bother beating him up.

Kristen Schaal being a horse is a pretty great background gag.

This has to have turned into Mutant League Football, right? Sega Genesis football game with HR Giger aliens, it also had (comically useless) Predator invisibility.

... we’re all clear here that Murray was a mid-level prospect, right? High upside guy in a weak draft but not a top 5 pick even if he had promised that he loved baseball and wanted to kiss baseball? It’s embarrassing and a little painful to lose him, but I’m seeing a lot of comments about MLB being too cowardly to…

The Amelia Earhart episode with Busy Philipps as Joan of Arc was enough to justify the character’s existence on its own.

The homily at my (lightly religious, left-wing) brother’s wedding was 100% about how the devil is trying to destroy traditional gender roles. My trans ass sitting in the front row like, “fair cop.”

We didn’t get as much Peter/Sam personal involvement, but at least we got the uncommented-upon moment of Peter deciding to tell the Turd Burglar that he knows his identity before going to the cops, getting a cool moment for his documentary and also giving the culprit time to release his files and fuck up four peoples’…

I believe Tim Allen when he says that Roseanne is the most diverse person he’s ever met.

Can we just make it a Vault 11 movie instead?

Ah yes, once upon a time, Kyrie Irving was a terrible defender whose scoring numbers were pretty good but largely the result of insane usage rates, but that all changed when FOOTAGE NOT FOUND

Drag is not and has never been the exclusive property of cis men.

I thought it was pretty explicitly environmentalist, and making fun of peoples’ habit of considering electricity as cost-free and clean, even as we boil the earth with bitcoin miners.

At least we can watch Jase Harley’s Deadpool and get the general idea.

I could not possibly disagree with your anti-Glomgold propaganda more.  Goldgold now, Glomgold forever.

Opinion that literally nobody but me shares, but is still objectively correct: Newman’s last solo album, Shut Down The Streets, is the best work of his career.

They get a ‘lightly protected’ first rounder from a terrible basketball team as their prize for taking an obviously slightly worse prospect than Doncic. Sacto did it for free and with a smile.

There is no money. That’s the joke. They’ve ‘raised money’ by putting a text box on a website where you can tell them how much money you would donate if Disney and also the entire cast of The Last Jedi decided yes, extremely angry randos on twitter should be given our billion dollar property for free.

History is very clear that shortstop Alex Rodriguez is cool as hell and that he was ruined only by Derek Jeter’s unstoppable herbness.

My only hope now is that enough people saw it for Ana Gasteyer to get more work, because man, did you guys know that Ana Gasteyer is very good at her job? I didn’t! I watched Lady Dynamite and I still didn’t know!