Because if redheaded teen detectives go for anything, it's horrible 65 year olds who look like Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.

I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE.

The difference is that in the first season, he is sometimes the butt of the joke. Like, the character is consistent and it's a great character, but originally we were often supposed to laugh *at* how he's a drunken abusive asshole who destroys everything. We love him, but his borderline-sociopathy makes him the dumb…

Oh shit I bet Keith David could do the voice. I bet Keith David could do *anything*.

Can someone who doesn't have 100 dollar gold wires in their speaker system tell me honestly: is 70MM really going to deliver anything special or different from than a good IMAX showing? Particularly when we're talking about modern films that almost certainly underwent a digital transfer at some point? I live in a…

Adele is amazing, you are terrible, Adele is better than you (who is terrible)

(We should be allowed, as a civilization, to seize Look At Me Now from Chris Brown. Just full-on eminent domain it. Drake seems so sad all the time, let's all pretend he's the main dude on Look At Me Now, I bet having a song that people liked would really cheer him up.)

It's not as ambitious as Louie is yet, but it also manages to have female characters that it doesn't openly fear and resent, so, you know. Pros and cons.

I loved the english he put on "don't you darrrrre fail me"

I am going to be so disappointed when she turns out to be evil. Can't Clive just have a friend?

I still can't hear a donkey braying without getting unnerved. Way to ruin Odelay for me, Disney.

Disappointed that The Host only made it to #17, although I suppose its unhorrory tone probably got it left off of a lot of voting lists. Still, I don't know if I could name 16 better movies since 2000 in any genre, let alone in horror.

The best part of The Ring is figuring out which of your friends to cut out of your life because they pretended to like Ringu better.

Man, I never see twists coming, but Tammy being a cop was obvious from the moment Morty told Rick to make himself vulnerable. It's still an A+ episode of an A+ show, but god damn does it ever love mashing the 'caring about things is stupid' button.

It's a shame about Kreay.

Archive.org has bootlegs from the Life In The World To Come tour, December 1st and December 2nd 2009, that are so hot fire good that they retroactively forced me to like that album. I haven't had much patience for his recorded material in recent years but the dude can put on a show.

What do you know about dog hats?

You crazy for this one, Brian.

God dammit, AncientShenanigan, YOU'RE RISKING A PATIENT'S LIFE.

He'd make a damn fine Katherine Hale too.