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I didn't think Rabin got huffy that other people were using his idea, I thought it was "oh no, I made up a word to make fun of Elizabethtown and now people are using it to argue that all non-stereotypical but likeable female characters are unrealistic and should be abolished, oh no, people are creepy I helped them be

OH SHIT THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM TRAILERS

NO FUCKING JUSTICE.

How dare they have a talk show episode while Logo continues to REFUSE to give Alaska and Sharon a weekly talk/variety hour. No fucking justice.

He can't be as genuine discussing the pain of being a minority as a straight white dude, yes, that is a thing.

The guy gives good face. He and Fumero are good facers.

She did have a stick of butter to casually snack on.

Getting to see Amber do something other than cry was obviously going to be a highlight, but I'd forgotten how much fun Drew can be when he's just a mumbly dork instead of Young Man With Emotions. Let's keep them high all the time if it means no more giant apartment weeping and dorm-room stewing.

Wish I'd seen this before buying Block Legend. Not that I'm exactly out a king's ransom, but the game got glowing, flawless ratings across the board, presumably for its legitimately great, fun-looking visual design. There's just no GAME there.

God damn that ending is frustrating to modern eyes, though. SPOILERS: Fonda hatefully, cruelly rejects Stanwyck twice, the second time the night after they're married, calling her disgusting and refusing to ever see her again because he learned she dated other people before they met. He repents in no way and still

Oh god dammit they're actually going to turn the house into a school.

It helps that Boyle is the world's most divorceable man. They can pretty much marry him off to a new guest actress every season.

He stopped being a gospel singer at all. He's a pop singer now, specifically marketed to gay audiences, under the name B. Slade (AKA the guy from Velvet Goldmine.)

We're all just 1000% OK with the Harris brothers surviving the next season and a half and getting a spin-off, right?

I didn't get that while watching, but think you're exactly right, so thanks.

I'm not certain if Max says "I don't know" when he doesn't want to answer, or if the show has him say "I don't know" when the show doesn't really have a good answer, but either way that's standard protocol for the kid when asked potentially incriminating questions.

HIS WIFE WAS KILLED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER

But if I didn't know Troy was leaving, I would assume Troy wasn't leaving.

Britta (Proud owner, used iPod Nano, 2014)

If a little girl has to say "I want the toy for boys" to get an actual toy and not a fucking butterfly princess hairclip, that is unbelievable fucking bullshit.