Take his own word for it.

“We never covered this in class.”

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

He’s very smart, everyone says so.

“successful”

Honestly, who the fuck cares who gets credit for a program that betters other people’s lives? They want to start calling it Romneycare again? Fucking good, maybe they will do something the fix the problems that do exist in the system.

irony of ironies - it is their own. it originally was a heritage plan that got adopted by romney, and in turn by obummer. it is as good a capitalist plan can get.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

But guys, he has to be smart because he’s a successful businessman.

It may not have to do with the theory or ideology of Communism (which ideology is ever pure?) but it has much to do with empire: whichever means necessary. Putin longs for the days of a dominant Russia (including the re-establishment of a USSR), and has made this known whenever he has visited one of the (formerly)…

According to the story personal phones were checked too, but here’s hoping the leakers are either smart enough to not use a device they carry at work to leak OR they’re super thorough about covering their tracks (deleting certain messaging apps between uses, erasing text messages and call logs as soon as they send…

Quiet, comrade! Loose lips sink dictatorships!

Well sure, you’d have to be a pretty big dumbass to use your government-issued phone for ya leaking.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

Lies! There’s always room for improvement!

Sure. Everyone has the right to be an asshole, but exercising that right still makes you an asshole.