What really sucks is that Florida is one of the states where committing a felony will get you permanently barred from voting. Logic would dictate that this wouldn’t qualify, but then again FLORIDA.

or just moon him

Well shit, I’ll full-throatedly endorse hucking shit at motorcades.

I speak for all men. We’re on board.

Or marry several needy single women. Just sayin.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

Just remember, there’s no finer way to tell a woman ‘job well done!’ than a firm pat on the backside.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

I’m not a person prone to conspiracy theory; however, there’s so much Russian smoke here that I can’t see how this whole thing doesn’t end with impeachment or maybe even criminal charges.

Sorry, but these things are just random implosions.

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.

Yeah I got confused. :/

They’re just fucking shameless.

I just took this survey. And this administration is seriously, seriously fucked in the head. They are WAYYYYYY to focused on the media.

The leak was real, but the information was fake. Can you be prosecuted for leaking unclassified bad information?

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.

Republicans are going to have to investigate now...right? This is jaw dropping stuff and corruption from the very top.