This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

No shit. Teddy Roosevelt took one in the chest and didn’t even cut the speech short. Be a man, pussy.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

I don’t even understand the email thing. Like, she had a private server. Okay. Didn’t Colin Powell do that too?

Let me explain. When Benghazi happened in 2012, the GOP thought it would hand Romney the election. When it didn’t, they stomped their feet and decided to hang it around Hillary’s neck in anticipation that she’d be the nominee this year.

THE GOP CONTROLLED CONGRESS SLASHED FUNDING FOR EMBASSY SECURITY. FULL STOP.

Ted Cruz: Totally Straight Despite Dressing Like A Character In A Musical

“Only grabbed a pussy after obtaining consent”

Ted Cruz: Still married to my first wife

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer

“Ted Cruz- never implied he wanted to have sex with his daughter”

I WANT THIS

Michelle Obama is basically a real world Tami Taylor. I just want her to give me life advice, inspire me to do better, and have a glass of wine with me a few times a week.

tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

But like, can she just give everyone a pep talk every morning telling us we are great and that everything is going to be okay?

But it’s affirmative action and political correctness that are problems because then brown people and women just expect things to be given to them.

Compared to Trump, bobby newport is a sweetheart

i’ve seen that one

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.