1a) Roe.

But I’ll bet at least half of them would rationalize all of his failures and total lack of concern as being the fault of Democrats/other countries.

I wasn’t being sarcastic. I think the guy is a cunt

Or long term drug use.

It’s a disease that has infected people on both fringes, but especially the right: The idea that there are not, in fact, any legitimate differences of opinion, just honest people and corrupt people. They truly believe they represent the overwhelming “silent majority” but have been shut out of political power because…

Their voices are telling me they’re huge fans of the Chucky doll. Huge. Just yuuuuge.

What’s that? You want Trump pics?

Person on top needs seems to have trouble Nazi-ing correctly. 3/10 do not Nazi again.

“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

Yes. The Daily Show is still hosted by Jon Stewart, but he’s a Republican.

Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

According to Snopes thats an urban legend as is the rumor that Fred Rodgers served in the military (he never served in any branch, let alone a decorated marine sniper)

Yeah. I F’d up. Believe me I WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT FOR FORGETTING THE ‘G’ IN LUNDGREN, but Dolph if you hear me, I HAVE CHILDREN, I’M SORRY!!

Are you implying that Mr Rogers was NOT a badass? Thems fighting words.

Fred Rogers is beyond Bad Ass.

You say this as if Fred Rogers ISN’T a badass.

So that makes Fred Rodgers bad ass too. Thieves took his car and then returned with a note reading “if we had known it was yours, we would have never taken it.”

Mr. T served in the Army.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.