The author tried to present Lil B as some kind of avant-garde artist like he didn’t get his start with The Pack. Please, kindly, go fuck yourself. This is 3000 words of bullshit

This blog/giant-ass book is almost as bad as Lil B’s music. But not quite.

Nailed it.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

the whole reason why it’s great is because it’s garbage

“Rawest rapper alive.” -Jon Beilin, Dartmouth ‘07

This article belongs on The Ringer. I’m not complimenting you.

“Although New York hasn’t been the center—or even an especially noteworthy hub, for that matter—of rap music for over a decade,”

Carson is in it for the money. He made a ton of money on speaking fees and book sales when he ran. This is just an extension.

What the hell is in it for Carson? A lot of the republicans I’m seeing defend Trump this week have seats of their own to defend or the RNC to please for future runs (or no foreseeable political futures a la Giuliana and Christie), so what the hell is in it for Carson? Is he a true believer?

Can we not forget Trump comparing him to a child molester when he began to sneak up on Trump in the polls?

WE’RE ALREADY LOSING SO LET’S LOSE IN THE MOST SPECTACULAR WAY POSSIBLE!!!!

Can you turn her microphone off please?

When questioned by a Times reporter Tuesday night, Trump vigorously denied the claims, “shouting” at the reporter in question, threatening to sue the newspaper and accusing the reporter of making up the allegations in order to hurt his campaign, calling her a “disgusting human being” and told her, “None of this…

The only thing he appears undecided on is whether to punch Trump in the jaw or in the nuts.

Lol. I really don’t think that guy was an undecided voter.

Sorry, but Trump never said that.

Sexy.