The Arya reunion will go way better for Bran. They can both thousand yard stare each other while they bond over their demigod inflicted childhood trauma.

He’s the dead eyed raven now.

Trump is essentially a living cartoon character so it makes sense. Kids simplify this stuff. And let them. It’s a damn shame Pickles has to spend his formative years in a time period when the President is a dangerous joke. But it is still good he is curious about this stuff and wants to imagine the leader of our…

I’m not sure the republicans will even need the cover. How will their constituents even know the vote happened? Fox isn’t covering any of this. If you go to the their website almost every article is about how Scarsmucci is the James Dean of politics and he is going to shake everything up so hard and he is so handsome…

The guy is a former POW who just found out he is terminally ill and he is being asked to support a bill for the sack of placating the ego of a draft dodging, pustulous sack of lying crap that called him a loser for being a war hero. It’s not intricate political chess. He just ran out of fucks to give at exactly the…

Will.I.Am is a ridiculous hack and I hope this business venture succeeds because I’m all for whatever distracts him from making more of that crap he calls music.

I see this as simply the danger and cost of relying on emotionally disabled twelve year olds as a large share of your audience. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

His conscience was the growth they pulled out of his skull last year. The cancer had been attacking it for years.

That’s....real?! Like, is it a pilot or proof of concept, or is that an actual cartoon on tv right now? Because my god, that is atrocious.

Well, they have already retconned him as a brooding mass murderer who watched his father die and solves his problems by breaking their necks but no, let’s draw the line at mustaches.

What, are you kidding? He’s gotten so much done, more than all the previous low energy Presidents! He has been burning out his advisors left and right because he is so athletic and handsome and is getting so much done! He has already perpetuated the biggest, most luxurious scandal in the history of all Presidents! He…

Yes, but Hillary also Benghazied her emails and that’s very unamerica. Also she is one of those corrupt big business socialist who gave all the money to China. She also Benhhazied a pizzeria, her marriage and a puppy. Also, what about the children?

Yeah, but you have to give them credit, they really seemed to have gotten it right with that 3rd Spider-Man and no one misses the original Rhodey and Bruce.

Lol, Marvel kind of did do that story. There is a recent story in Sam Falcon’s Captain America where Misty Knight finds out someone released racy, illegally obtained photos of LADY Stilt-man and it drives Lady Stilt-woman to an attempted suicide or something. 

The brain cancer would only make her stronger because she is, herself a cancer on our entire society.

You almost can’t blame them. Go to foxnews.com right now and you will find zero stories on the front page posted today about the fact that the healthcare repeal died today. They are literally being spoon feed a separate reality. It’s practically cultish.

The whole thing has been political theater since day one. They knew damn well they were never going to repeal Obamacare. They have literally no ideas for what to replace it with and absolutely do not want to shoulder the burden of risking implementing something and it failing. It’s much easier to blame the other guy…

I keep imagining how upsetting it must be for Peter Parker to find out Gwen survived and prospered in pretty much every damn universe but ours. The old Parker guilt must be working double time.

There is actually a great “Mighty Avengers” run where Hank Pym becomes Marvel’s “Scientist Supreme” and (SPOILERS) you find out at the end it’s just a bullshit title Loki made up. It’s my favorite Loki dick move of all time.

The Aardvarks will outlive us all.