This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that keeps me coming back to gizmodo

They are similar families of animals that evolved in different directions. Dinosaurs became birds and Crocodylia became a number of species of crocodile and alligator.

I think Miles is gonna find himself in that moment and then the “good steve” we’ve been seeing, who is trapped inside the cosmic cube, once it reconfigures he is going to pop out at the Deus exmachina moment and be like “kill the fucker Miles” and it’s gonna be like Cap killed himself and takes the weight off Miles.…

Whole Food’s business model is based on being the fancy, crunchy, organic grocery store that you are willing to pay more for because you know the employees are taken better care of and the food is locally sourced and all that jazz. It is their entire business model and the reason they are able to get liberals to pay…

Sadly, coffee shortages might be exactly the thing that suddenly makes the US populace take climate change seriously. Not the rapid death of the coral reefs, the annual wildfires obliterating the west or the melting of the poles. But paying three or four dollars more for your cappuccino? Lord, they might even impeach…

It comes down to how willing the republicans are to be humiliated and disrespected by him. So far the answer has been “very” so I expect that the answer is “or else nothing.”

But don’t you want to go out and buy incredibly expensive versions of all the banal objects in your home so they can be Bluetooth accessible?

This is why Avatar is not a mystery. People wanted to see the new 3D and parts of it looked cool. The movie itself was boring, forgettable, poorly written and more than a little racist. It could have been interchanged with any number of visual or sci-fi fantasy at the time and that would have been the highest grossing…

Now I know why Rick Santorum didn’t get a cabinet spot.

You deserve a hand for that comment.

Image: Dr Emilio Lizardo’s light saber

Every time a man-baby cries, an angel gets benghazied. Have you no heart?

That’s my little secret.

It’s all part of my plan to take your guns and give them to illegal immigrants.

I quit democrate after I found out the aborted fetus powder they sent for my pagan rituals where I wed cats and dogs and make them pledge allegiance to socialism didn’t come from grass fed, free range aborted fetuses.

I like Scott Lang and Paul Rudd but the purist in me still wishes we got Hank and Janet. It is weird to me to see this fully formed Marvel universe come together and have them be a very, very small part of it.

Seconded.

Yeah, he did all those things and then just skipped the part where he paid them a living wage.