Your last sentence forever and ever. After playing Windwaker in both its original and re released form it made such a huge difference in the gaming experience and even though Breath of Wild is amazing it is less for not having the same functionality. I think of it every time I pause (which is often in that game).

I always get yelled at by PS4/XBox loyalist when I say this but I think Nintendo has demonstrated for a long time that their greatest strength has always been knowing what the consumer wants next before the consumer knows they want it. I thought the Wiimote was stupid until I used it and now Wiimote plus nunchuck is…

Cruz is instinctively more punchable but not the one I would choose to punch. Trump seems like an obvious choice but I imagine punching him would be like punching Cartman from South Park. He would be such a whiny baby about it that I would end up looking like the bully. He would also totally tattle but then again so…

The answer is very simple. He wants to be the President who gets to claim responsibility for us going to Mars. As with everything Trump it is about Narcissism. He doesn’t think about what it would take to get us to Mars or any of that good stuff you are describing. He sees something he wants and throws other…

My girl calls every game with Mario in it “Supet Mario Kart 3D World” except Smash Bros which is “My Fighting Game.” Zelda is “The Pony Game” (Because I let her wander around Hyrule on horseback and find trouble for me).

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This is why you guys are fucked when the zombie apocalypse hits.

It’s good to save the guardian shields for Guardians. They are more effective against them. I also find Spears for big enemies and swords for smaller, faster enemies is a good strategy.

Ditto

The problem with are system is that it has rules and regulations that one side has decided don’t apply to them anymore and the other side has no power to enforce. If the Congress is successfully flipped in two years (which sadly, is not likely) the skeletons are going to start pouring out of Trumps closet and heads…

As a teacher, his speech reminded me of when an F student comes in and gives a C presentation, but you give them an A because you know it was their very best effort.

You mean hid his failure behind a war heroes grieving widow that he paraded out as a prop? Geez, why didn’t Hilary think of that for Benghazi?

If all they have to do is be smarter than Sean Spicer they will remain the greatest American mystery since the unknown soldier in Arlington.

If Trump (and by Trump, I mean his handlers who actually make all his decisions) was smart he would do what W did the year after getting skewered by Stephen Colbert and just make the event unnewsworthy and boring as hell by only inviting schlocky unfamous comedians. Doing it like this he has already made the event…

Seriously, where is the gofundme page to donate way more than they need towards their legal fees?

And don’t be surprised when they punch you directly in your face. That’s how they say they feel, hear and appreciate your observations and compliments.

Your list of potential suspects is also a list of the people in charge of investigating and prosecuting this crime so I wouldn’t hold your breath in regards to them cracking the case any time soon.

They are commenting on how ridiculous it is that Trump said that because both of those statements can’t be true.

My favorite moment of his batshit press conference today was when he explained that the news was fake but the leaks were real in the same sentence. So he actually said with a straight face that the stories coming from the leak were untrue but somehow at the same time the leak itself is true. So the leaker ( who is…

The only reason any of this is even coming out is that it is built from work Obama’s administration did. Once that trickles out we the people will be completely in the dark and the only check on our government will be the fourth branch and whatever leaks they can kick up. Of course, that is assuming the Republicans…