I think we all can agree that the important thing to remember here is that climate change is not a thing and it is totally normal for continents to spontaneously combust. Speaking of which, how hot were Beyoncé pregnancy photos?

Don’t worry. We elected Trump and let him make the Legion of Doom his cabinet so we are still winning.

He wasn’t home at the time but his roommate Fredrick Douglas assured he would call back later.

Her brother founded Blackwater so it is pretty much an entire family of the closest thing reality has to super villains

Due to the fact that Mormons were forced out of New York and had to resettle in Utah they are not super big fans of people who want to ban religions.

No one stays dead.

Sometimes the simplest plan is the best plan.

I was thinking maybe Doctor Druid. They have been playing him up in Weirdworld and he has apppeared in a bunch of books recently.

I think it is more a visual representation of how the red skull is in his head because he basically brain washed Steve this way and still has Xavier’s brain sewed up into his dome.

This argument makes no sense. I have referred 100s of new comic readers in my life. You don’t tell them to go buy all the newest books that are coming out. You send them to the best of the best from the back issues, of which there is a literal lifetime worth of reading for all the classic characters you mentioned.

Why don’t they just throw him out on his ass? His last appearance on Bill Maher he sounded like the kind of guy you’d see arguing with pizza rat in the corner of a subway platform.

That is a valid point.

Given that theirs is clearly an arranged marriage and that this is also Trumps third, I would bet that she has signed an airtight prenup and is in this until Trump dies or gets bored.

I can’t harbor any resentment for Melania. She is clearly as trapped as we are.

I agree. No Child Left Behind was a bad law written with the best intentions. The IDEA act is a great law that created a ton of new jobs and provided much needed support to the most at risk kids. Yoir assessment is spot on. DeVos education policy under Trump will be 100% about diverting public funds to private…

There is a great daredevil story where he beats a psychic in poker by not being able to see his own cards. He plays the game entirely by reading the other players moods.

Cameras. He would play the whole thing out so if they check the cameras later he isn’t seen cashing in invisible chips. Xavier is nothing if not thorough and classy.

But what if someone checks the cameras later?

Logically DeVos is unqualified for the position she has been nominated for and does not deserve to hold said position based on her inability to even cite basic federal law enacted by the Bush administration and a complete lack of any kind of experience with public education other than vehemently attacking it for years.

I would like to see Lesley Jones do Trump just to see Trump’s head explode and the amazing Twitter War that would follow.