Don’t worry. He is normal. Just look at his neck.

Maybe he is hands off this time and just cashing checks

One thing you can never accuse Jhonen Vasquez of is trying too hard. If I have one critique of that guy’s career it’s that his work is great. There just isn’t much of it.

Damn. You must have been swimming in it.

Editors who aren’t paying attention. The secret to most great comics from the big 2.

I constructed an assignment for my middle school class from this article and then delivered it completely deadpan, pretending I didn’t understand why they were laughing. It was wonderful. Thank you.

If it benefits brown people it is called welfare or affirmative action. If white people benefit or need it, it gets to graduate to a law that must be protected by our god given constitution.

Flash looks like he went to the Flash costume store, wasn’t paying close enough attention and accidentally bought a ladies Flash costume.

He looks like an over articulated Spider-Man action figure, like the ones that will say on the package “over 150 points of articulation!”

Laura is on the current All New X-Men team (unless something happened recently, I’m a few issues behind).

It’s going to be exactly this. It will either be time travel shenanigans or the stories will take place before the characters died or a combination of both. I will eat my hat if they actually bring the characters back this way. Deaths and ressurections are used to spike sales, bring in new readers and garner…

Ugh, I know and it sucks because when you play you can tell the only reason that quick change button doesn’t exist is because it WOULD have been unecessary if you had the menu on your pad. Hell, even just an automatic switch to the next weapon in your roster would have been better.

Wii U is hands down the best system for in person multiplayer. The other big two can’t even compete. When I bought my XBox One years ago now I bought a second controller that has only ever been used to play Castle Crashers.

I still refuse to pick it up until they reduce the price from 60 bucks. I don’t mind eating a lemon but don’t try to sell it to me at Prime Rib prices.

Your last sentence forever and ever. After playing Windwaker in both its original and re released form it made such a huge difference in the gaming experience and even though Breath of Wild is amazing it is less for not having the same functionality. I think of it every time I pause (which is often in that game).

I always get yelled at by PS4/XBox loyalist when I say this but I think Nintendo has demonstrated for a long time that their greatest strength has always been knowing what the consumer wants next before the consumer knows they want it. I thought the Wiimote was stupid until I used it and now Wiimote plus nunchuck is…

Came here to say this. There was a hint he might cross over somewhere in Secret Wars ( I remember because I was like “BOOOOOO”) but I can’t remember what it was right now.

I know. I was responding to the headline, not taunting Bryan Menegus (keep up the great work Bryan Menegus) What can I say? I can’t resist the chance to drop a good “u mad?” gif.

Cruz is instinctively more punchable but not the one I would choose to punch. Trump seems like an obvious choice but I imagine punching him would be like punching Cartman from South Park. He would be such a whiny baby about it that I would end up looking like the bully. He would also totally tattle but then again so…

The answer is very simple. He wants to be the President who gets to claim responsibility for us going to Mars. As with everything Trump it is about Narcissism. He doesn’t think about what it would take to get us to Mars or any of that good stuff you are describing. He sees something he wants and throws other…