My girl calls every game with Mario in it “Supet Mario Kart 3D World” except Smash Bros which is “My Fighting Game.” Zelda is “The Pony Game” (Because I let her wander around Hyrule on horseback and find trouble for me).

Jesus, I’ve probably sank at least a 100+ hours into this game so far and it has never occurred to me to try stasis on a Guardian.

[redacted. Responded to the wrong comment]

Will I Am is a complete hack doing a bad Andre 3000 impression. The Black Eyed Peas have been a corporate assembled garbage ensemble ripping off trends and other folks ideas their entire career. I don’t know why anyone would be excited to read a comic by anyone from this outfit. They haven’t had an original idea their…

This is why you guys are fucked when the zombie apocalypse hits.

It’s good to save the guardian shields for Guardians. They are more effective against them. I also find Spears for big enemies and swords for smaller, faster enemies is a good strategy.

I’m showing it anyway. I’m just gonna stop it 2 minutes before the end when he starts ranting about the multiverse.

They aren’t sheltering the students. They are sheltering them self from the students lunatic parents.

What book does this happen in and did he grow his arm back as well?

I suppose, but 27 issues is more than enough material to put something together. I mean, Ultimates vol. 1 and 2 only ran 24 issues and they have been milking that cow forever. As for success, that is the editors fault. After the “Immortal” series ended they put Iron Fist on New Avengers in his weird white and gold…

Haven’t seen anyone type that since Gawker died (sheds single tear)

The stuff Swiercynzki, Fraction and Brubacker did with him in “The Immortal Iron Fist” series is incredible and tonally fits right in with what Netflix has been doing except that it is far more based in K’un L’un than New York City. I’m not sure Netflix would be willing to give it the budget it would need to pull it…

I had the same thought. Wasn’t Mxyzptl revealed as the big bad of that entire run? He was responsible for the Kents early death in the 52 universe, as well everything else that was happening to Sups, and was fighting Superman across his entire lifespan, which was all one fight from Mxyptl cross-dimensional…

“Cherry-pick stats”

The original was pretty damn tough as well. This guy survived a bombing during the Gulf War and is on display at the NYC Nintendo Store.

This game is absolutely amazing but its release reeks of desperation. The Wii U was prematurely killed because of low sales but they already sank god knows how much time and energy into this (amazing) game while having nothing substantial to go with their prematurely released next gen sysytem/life preserver. This game…

Ditto

I need an adult