I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

One of those kids is probably his.

Honestly, this is funnier than anything any of us could hope to comment:

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quaaludes.”

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

Anything but that AND Trump trying to stick it to the black president.

About time Booker got defensive

Yeah but smaller and betterer

here’s my quick and dirty photoshop of a current gen baja

They did make it in manual, Doug’s sample car is one. It’s just that nobody who has one with a manual is selling it-probably ever.

Over the air update: “Turn off this particular truck 2.5"

Technically... this is a one-out grand slam. But doesn’t diminish the amazingness. Also it’s against the Cubs which adds a couple degrees of amazing in my opinion.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

Dibs on your liver.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

This is the most Irish thing ever.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

That commercial has been waiting patiently for 27 years, sitting on the bench, knowing someday its moment would come. Today, that moment arrived.

At this point couldn’t we just ask the Japanese if they sank it?