These saved my life in 1990. A drunk driver trying to make an offramp sent me into them at ~50mph in a flimsy Rabbit GTI. It was the ONE time in my life I was driving without a seatbelt. We were all seriously bruised up but fine.

Tell me how am I supposed to live without you?

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...

no manual, no buy

you mean tic tacs 

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

It’s like when my mother would complain that I hadn’t cleaned my room and my standard response was “I’m on it! Don’t worry!”.  (I wasn’t on it. I didn’t care.)

So you’re saying this isn’t the final Frontier?

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

You’ve got a point but when I look at Zion he looks 20lbs too heavy imo just saying

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

I don’t know, risking a billion and a half dollars to prove you’re not China’s stooge kind of shows that you are not China’s stooge. Anyway, it would be nice if the President of the United States showed an ounce of concern for Americans being threatened with getting fired because a foreign government took issue with a…

Do you even snow, Bro?

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Once you get the job, you’re part of the carousel. You’ll always have at least a coordinator position and multiple shots at other HC jobs. Worst case scenario is slumming it as a college HC. 

When Goldeneye came out, I wanted that Z3 more than anything in this world. Also, I was 12. And all of this makes total sense.

“staff might get bigger”