But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Only third stages and the Delta IV. Most use RP-1 which is basically highly refined kerosene. Hydrogen has some of the best exhaust velocities achievable but it’s low reaction mass means you burn more of it getting off of the ground, it’s also cryogenically stored so you have to be insulated enough to keep it from…

I just assume the Theranos lady is at it again

Yeah! Santa don’t take no shit, y’all!

She needs to be tested for a performance enhancing radioactive spider bite.

That guy’s mistake was that he took a cab, instead of buying a cab;

This isn't Washington. Most teams don't cut good players for having opinions.

But only one of them writes the paycheck and has the right to fire the other guy. Badmouth your employer at your own peril.

“Yes.”

I’ll drink to that. 

Talk about tank tops!

“ACTUALLY the new Outback (fully loaded) would be an amazing choice (she even already has the dog!)“

This isn’t a big deal.  If you don’t have a dog, Subaru will give you a dog with your purchase.

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

He can join Terrence Howard and Ed Norton in the “I fucked up” movie club

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Don’t forget,

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!