I’m 99% sure that only applies to actual coaches.

Didn’t see that twist coming!

Do people in Dodge circles honestly use the term “Chally?”

Right...Okay, but how is it that Mack’s contract last year set the stage for all of these holdouts and player flexes and I don’t see anything about that in the article? 

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

it seems that the season won’t actually kick off for 154 days, which is December 30.

what kind of partisan moron would rather pay 10x more for insulin because paying less is “for commies”

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

+1 undeserved Golden Glove

Terrific economy of words in this one. 

I hope he beats this 

“You have to get more into my body.”

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Yep. And also vodka

First rule of being a feckless suit: you don't talk about being a feckless suit.

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…