you understand it’s the ref’s job to preserve the fighters’ lives not their chance to win, right?

How does he feel about the anthem? What about the Little Mermaid casting? What about Triscuits?! I need his opinion on Triscuits!

Some people have honor or integrity.

I am fairly certain that if I stared at your avatar for longer than 5 seconds it would put me into a seizure. 

Dear Penthouse,

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

When I was a teenager and on summer break, I used to set my alarm around seven so that I could listen to Stern in the morning

Oh I’m an idiot, didn’t see that!

Oh I’m an idiot, didn’t see that!

Say what you will, but Happy Gilmore has a record too. Only guy to ever take his skate off and try to stab a guy. A record is a record.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Did they add future teammate medical bills to the estimated cost of his contract? An oversight, if not. 

Dustin Diamond with gout.

I’ve got no quarrel with the current midnight green but the old logo was 1000X better.

The eagles should go back to their old logo and, more importantly, kelly green. Literally no one would be mad about this. 

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

While I am not totally opposed to @tommcparland or @davidtracy suggestions (they are surprisingly rational for a change), the answer is Subaru Forester. Good space, good mpg, reliable. And most important, since she is a traveling nurse she may end up in places that have a great deal of snow, so AWD is a must!