This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

Dibs on your liver.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

This is the most Irish thing ever.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

You just pay more money for them. Are you poor or something?

That commercial has been waiting patiently for 27 years, sitting on the bench, knowing someday its moment would come. Today, that moment arrived.

Maybe they get 401 thousand dollars just randomly

At this point couldn’t we just ask the Japanese if they sank it?

But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Only third stages and the Delta IV. Most use RP-1 which is basically highly refined kerosene. Hydrogen has some of the best exhaust velocities achievable but it’s low reaction mass means you burn more of it getting off of the ground, it’s also cryogenically stored so you have to be insulated enough to keep it from…

I just assume the Theranos lady is at it again

Yeah! Santa don’t take no shit, y’all!

She needs to be tested for a performance enhancing radioactive spider bite.

That guy’s mistake was that he took a cab, instead of buying a cab;

This isn't Washington. Most teams don't cut good players for having opinions.

But only one of them writes the paycheck and has the right to fire the other guy. Badmouth your employer at your own peril.

“Yes.”