“ACTUALLY the new Outback (fully loaded) would be an amazing choice (she even already has the dog!)“

This isn’t a big deal.  If you don’t have a dog, Subaru will give you a dog with your purchase.

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

He can join Terrence Howard and Ed Norton in the “I fucked up” movie club

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Don’t forget,

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

I’m 99% sure that only applies to actual coaches.

Didn’t see that twist coming!

Do people in Dodge circles honestly use the term “Chally?”

Right...Okay, but how is it that Mack’s contract last year set the stage for all of these holdouts and player flexes and I don’t see anything about that in the article? 

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

it seems that the season won’t actually kick off for 154 days, which is December 30.

what kind of partisan moron would rather pay 10x more for insulin because paying less is “for commies”

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.