All the stars. You get them.

When someone sneezes I just yell “GROSS!”

Cull people who regularly spread bullshit. We’ve all made the mistake of sharing a fake photo, but we also probably know a few people who regularly share links to hyperbolic news stories or Snopes-worthy urban legends

*Substitute Safelite for 9/11

Yeah, now does anyone get “Oh, it was his hat that got him arrested!” out of that?

Re: Wendy’s

[sigh]

Holy shit that is amazing!

That’s one low bar!

You’re going to have to explain to me how paying someone who is bad at their job more will get them to be better at their job.

I literally LOL’d at that headline, kudos to you sir!

I literally LOL’d at that headline, kudos to you sir!

As a non-gargantuan, I feel that I need to say that small doors don’t do anything to make me comfortable either. I like tall in/doors as well, as I’m otherwise claustrophobic.

SAME!

Notice that his face wasn’t marred. I look forward to Arya showing up as Lord Baelish in a future episode.

Dark Matter season 3 but no Killjoys? FOR SERIOUS??

So Godzilla is now made out of driftwood. Great.

Less so than, say, what your browser assumes is your age, gender, and otehr general demo info. Interests might play some part, but internet ads are more buckshot than sniper fire.

As a local to this part of the Jersey Shore, I can say for a fact sometimes it is just better to take the Garden State Parkway.

I took her to the airport, hugged her, kissed her on the cheek, said, “I love you,” and then she said, “It’s been real.”

Quick typo fix in the first paragraph: “juicy but flavorless on on end”.