“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

Can we all take a moment to admire the hypocrisy of government agencies selling personal information, when they condemned Facebook selling your personal information?

I would run down to the nearest train tracks and see if I could find a CSX heavy-duty pickup with retractable rails. It might be a longshot, but when the roads are clogged with traffic and looters, that’s the last place I want to be stuck. I could drive on the rail OR along the railbeds on the gravel. Or the roads.

But he doesn’t want an SUV.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Bravo, good sir, for not being an inconsiderate asshole.

Just got back from a vacation in Alaska. In Skagway the pump didn’t take my card. I went in to tell the lady and do the normal pre-pay guesstimate nonsense.  She told me to go back outside and fill up and come back in to pay.  So, fill up.............THEN PAY.  This was such a curveball, but I did recall that this was…

You don't have to guess how much your gas's will cost the transaction will end when the gas stops pumping and you will only be charged for what you pumped. 

I blame poor gas station designs. Ever go to one with a broken pay-at-pump system, so you have to go in to pay. It generally works like this:

For the most part, no.

People are so irresponsible. Don’t they know that plastic grocery bags are terrible for the environment?!

Unapproved.

Be smart like this guy (seen in line in South Florida):

People don’t want a Jaguar? I think that demands some qualification!

I think someone here aptly called it Bring a Trailer Full of Money.

It's more like Bring a Butler

People are vulnerable when they are uncertain, especially when costs could be large and are unknown.

On a truck? 7 of mine are super easy to access, the 8th just requires you to either put the socket on the plug first or use a u-joint

Saw one with a Save the Whales bumper sticker

Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon: small block V8 and jump seats. Given CARB it will be hard to junkyard turbo it and supercharger kits with an EO# are more than the price of the car, but there is plenty of room for a nitrous bottle.