Andrew's grandmother posting is best Andrew. Can we get moar of this please? 

This is accurate.  My dad is in charge of hay production and vehicle maintenance on a farm in Alaska.  They refuse to use any new farm equipment for this reason. Not to mention getting the techs to Alaska is cost prohibitive. 

It’s obviously not that big cuz it’s not a big HONKIN key fob. Unless something is HONKIN, a shitload or a fuckton it just isn’t that big.

My mom had one of these. Perfect runabout town and get shit done kinda car. Surprisingly quick and agile for what it was. Better than it had any reason to be.

In my case things are a bit more difficult as my truck could be considered classic in terms of repairablity. I drive a 94 F250 7.3l idi diesel and not many mechanics know how to work on these idi’s any more. Fortunately I’m mechanically inclined and can do most repairs but I can’t time the engine as that takes a…

Just to be sure, nuke them from orbit. 

My second car was a truck, 1985 Toyota sr5 Xtra cab. Yes, that’s right, Marty Mcflys truck. Mine looked almost identical to his except mine was gray.  Had 100k when I got it, excellent shape. Bought it shortly before college, blew a head gasket. Had the deck and head milled, that lasted about 3 months, blew another…

That's disappointing.  It annoys me when people shit talk their cars after treating them like a rented mule.  

Man right in the feels. Growing up my family had the EXACT pick up right down to the chrome light bar and push bar. Same color even. You win.

“I’m not a psychologist but I know BMW is a brand that not only has customers, it has fans.”

Seriously.  I need this in my life. 

Is the use of this technology legal?  Especially in crowded areas?  I could just see someone trying to haul their kids out of a daycare and using this feature.  Not a happy ending.  

Right in the feels. My first car was an Eagle, looked just like that but black with tan interior and 5 speed. My parents parked it after it had a vacuum line issue so I fixed it when I came of age and was rewarded with ownership. Perfect car for a high schooler growing up in Alaska.  Hold all my buds and outdoor…

My dad was a long haul truck driver and he sometimes let me drive his rig, one time pulling doubles. Sometimes in the yard he’d have me jockey the truck around and back up while he unhooked and clipped back into trailers, faster that way. Driving the truck around the yard? Not so bad, watch your mirrors and small…

Solid choice

94 OBS ford owner here. No. Just no. Those rims are fugly(to each their own, you’re still wrong) and porno red is a ghastly color to look at after while. Interior plastics are super brittle by this point and snap and break constantly and are the price of a kidney to replace(dash bezel is close to $200 new). Exterior…

I've noticed here in Northern Virginia signs popping up at the local watering holes asking people not to do this.  I drive a diesel so it's not a common occurrence for me, but when I drove a gasser of someone did this in front of me I'd honk and politely ask them to move their car so I can fill up.  If they don't I…

That's because it was eff'n Alaska and Alaska is eff'n awesome. 

I don’t remember the name of it as I was pretty little but I do remember exactly where it was, corner of West Poppy Lane and Kalifornsky Beach Rd, Soldotna Alaska. It was an old silver mobile home converted into a drive thru, dude made burgers so big they barely fit into those Styrofoam clamshells but what he was well…

I'd watch #6 all day long.