Can confirm. I just drive my obs diesel F250 out to the country and find an inspection station, haven’t failed an inspection in years.

So wait, the JUNKYARD said your jeep couldn't come in cuz it was THAT bad?  Damn man.  That's harsh.  I'd be pretty pleased with myself. 

Sounds like the underpinnings of a healthy relationship.  My wife drives a volvo, I have a diesel F250.  

Beat me to it

It WAS a dirt cheap endevour until you just HAD to go and do a story about them.   Best kept secret out the window.  Now they'll be 5k for a rusted out heap with 200k miles on the odo. 

That sux. I was not aware of that.

Can someone help me out here? Why is it so damn hard for the dealership to call the guy in, sit down and accept responsibility? We reviewed the footage and we apologize. The employees involved have been disciplined and we’ll make it right, maybe install a new clutch and full transmission service? I dunno. I just…

THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK BRICKS YOUR CARS STEREO!!  CAR DEALERS HATE HIM! 

That picture leaves me with questions. Questions that need answered such as how did the occupants get out? Through the trunk? The windows? And there is no rubble around the car. It almost looks like a photoshopped accident. Who has such a clean accident as that?  

I don’t understand why gm/chevy would do this. They have at least 4 other vehicles that do the job. This was their chance to compete with Ford and Jeep. Nope.

That's a legit looking taco truck.  I'd roll the bones on the food. 

Looked for Fancy Kristen tag, none to be found. I am disappoint. 

Mercury marauder ftw.  There's a kid on my street that has one identical to the picture below.

So THAT’S where the name came from. See, since you had to explain the name meaning that makes it crackpipe, much like having to explain the punchline of joke.  A juke is to deliberately mislead, so I always thought Nissan was misleading us. 

See that’s my issue right there. To me this smacks of a used car lot special that gets sold, repossessed, sold, repossessed etc to people who can't afford such a car but want the cred.  If it had service history I might think differently. 

Rent the tool.  Also, as my grandmother would say, GET A HAIRCUT! 

Er mah gerd. Take all my money.

Your coworker is crazy; hell no.

That's not joy, Patrick.  That's a smug expression that says I own so many cars I didn't even recall owning that one.  

Hockey Puck body mounts ftw.