You're just like my father.  Every. Single. Time. he comes to visit I have to take him to an optometrist to have something dug out of his eye.  And the conversation usually goes like this: son, when I get there I have to go to the eye doctor. Me: what, again?! Dad: yes, again.  Make me an appointment.  Me: how long…

One airfresher tree is fine.  Two?  Suspect. 

As of right now my suburban has a new name.  

Much noise. So glorious. Good feels. 

Things it also looks like: a fire hydrant, rocket ship, etc. HOA coulda just taken the higher ground and told the "supposed complainant" to grow up, not everything is cock shaped.  Also, Ms. Kat shoulda been all why are you sexually harassing me with what you are calling offensive images?  I see nothing in that image…

Slap a coat of varnish on it and ridiculously overprice it on Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace like those people who sell wire spools as coffee tables.

I really like it and I'd drive the wheels off it, but I'm worried that jeepbros are gonna get ahold of it and jeepbroify it like they've done to wranglers 

Man if I didn’t already have a hunting truck.... I’m sure my wife would be cool with me having two hunting trucks? Is it better to ask forgiveness than permission?

This:

I mean it’s a square eye and it's in good shape which gets me hawt and bothered but $15k?  C'mon son.  There's rust on the rims for crying out loud.  This ain't a 60s era bronco.  

So here in the lovers state, Virginia, I had - 1 in the morning.  Neighbor had a plumber coming over and he asked me to move my truck.  I'm like buddy, it's a diesel and I hasn't been plugged in. Not gonna happen.  

Like why you have to have a damn sunroof.  it’s just another item that needs maintenance and might possibly leak.  I've had several cars that had to have sunroofs.  I can count on one hand the number of times it was opened.  

94 F250 7.3l IDI with 250kish miles checking in. Ish because the odo quit working on the previous owner around that time. Very little rust, was used as a farm truck to move equipment around. Runs like a top and being an IDI it's stupid simple, even has a mechanical fuel injector pump.  No plans of ever getting rid of…

I have criteria. Out in the country where I live? Yes prolly. Older person? Yes. Winter time? Yes. Older vehicle? Yes. And only if I’m by myself, never when my family is with me.

So I help out farmers with predator control where I live. Word got around and a lady in McLean VA messaged me on Facebook and asked if I could help with the overpopulation of deer in their community. Sure I said and headed over. In my mildly lifted 94 F250 diesel. The gate guard wouldn’t even let me in. He’s like you…

As a Chevy owner this commercial fills me with disappoint.  

Rawwrrr freakin import laws!!  Want one so bad, but that grill tho.  Hafta close my eyes upon approach.  

Man this would be the prefect hunting rig. 

There’s a guy in my neighborhood that rebadged his G35 with GTR and SKYLINE, drives me nuts every time I see him. Wanna flag him down so badly and show him pics of the r33 I owned while stationed in Okinawa. “Pictured.  An actual skyline. Your car. NOT an actual skyline." But I know it's a futile attempt and thus I…

I so miss my fellow Alaskans. Where others see chaos and destruction, we see a playground.