The Perfect Crime was Faith no More. Tommy the Cat was the Primus song on that soundtrack. So you know the names of zero Primus songs.

When I mention Primus to other people, I tell them that Frizzle Fry was the first album I ever bought. This is a lie, Frizzle Fry was the second album I bought, introduced to me by the weird kid in middle school who I hung out with because he was a neighbor to a girl I had a crush on. The real first album was Toby…

That’s a cool CD, but it’s no Space Jam!

Every time I listen to Pork Soda, I think of Trump’s supporters.

Primus sucks

McDonald’s is nothing like Pennywise. While McDonald’s has the golden arches, Pennywise has the golden arcs. McDonald’s has the Big Mac, but Pennywise has the Big Mick. They both kill people. But McDonald’s kills people slowly through the long term effects of a high calorie, high cholesterol diet. Pennywise just…

Because it’s of sincere interest to people into cult movies, the history of porn, film, Ed Wood, etc?

Ok, is this super naive? I don’t understand the correlation between watching an unseen Ed Wood porn movie and the harassment going on. Why would one fuel so many issues with the other? Can people really not separate the two things (fascinating cinematic artifact of historic value with actual real life sexual…

Earlier there was a tweet from a guy who posted a picture of his 97 year old WWII vet grandfather kneeling in support of the NFL protests.

A reality television star is president. You figure it out.

The seventeenth century fashion for using flowery prose to describe platonic male love was very evident in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. There was much tittering in our high school English class over the way Caesar spoke to, and about, Anthony and Brutus.

As I type, I am drinking caffeinated water. (Since you ask, it’s Water Joe that I bought on Amazon.) It tastes no different from non-caffeinated water. Not even a little bit.

It’s crazy that they don’t allow beards, being that Brigham Young had one. Of course, Young also had dozens of wives, and they don’t allow that anymore, either.

No, it’ll be called Family Matters More, in which newly divorced mother of three Laura Winslow More returns to her old family home in the hopes of putting her life back together. While playing with some old scientific equipment in the basement, her youngest son accidentally releases her long-lost fiance Steve Urkel…

But now where are they going to film Family Still Matters, the inevitable Family Matters reboot?

Not necessarily screw those people, but definitely screw the people who complain about an article’s spoilers when there’s a spoiler warning *at the beginning of the article.*

With so much change at this site, I’m glad I can still count on over the top whining over months old plot points, even with plenty of warning, not only from the title of the article, but from actual, honest to god warnings. Thanks for making me feel at home again.

Note: This article discusses plot details from the first-season finale...

I’m sorry, but season two has just started. Screw people who have put the show off for this long. Spoilerphobia on the internet is out of hand. At what point are non-procrastinators allowed to discuss something they watched in a timely manner?

... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.