I’m in a straight marriage, but yep to all of this! Husband and I both work full time, so we do what we’re best at. There are stereotypical ‘female’ tasks I’m better at, but I’m game to try anything! Once we had kids we made the deal that if one parent was out of action for whatever reason, the other one picked up the…

Yup, here in the UK a baby will only get British citizenship if one parent is British, or non British with permission to reside here permanently. It's not an automatic right to citizenship (I'm open to correction, this is just afaik)

Very true! Maybe the Jade character balances that out then!! ;)

Haha true!! ;)

But but, in Breaking Bad they just snap the phone in half. You mean to tell me that doesn't work?!? (Sorry, probably a bit jokey for the subject matter) I hope she's found safe and well.

I’ve often wondered if I should let my kids watch icarly/victorious/Sam and cat, but I feel ok with letting them since reading this. I always thought Ariana was a touch vapid, but nah, she's definitely gone up in my estimation.

It wouldn't surprise me tbh. Eugh I need a shower..

I believe he left the eldest girl alone? I'm not sure how I know this, as I've tried to avoid as many details as I could.

I’m confused, aren’t these people against the worldliness of the internet? (Well so they say!) sooooo why are they using twitter and the like? I mean, I know why, but isn't that ermmmm against their beliefs?!

And surely there was a professional make up artist on set??!?

And her blusher!! Wtf is going on with her make up??

Precisely. I posted above about my preteen not being so great at brushing her hair. So I may take her to get a few inches cut off, I won't be cutting it short to punish her.

I audibly whooped! Thank you!

Exactly! My preteen is awful at brushing her hair, so I've been threatening a hair cut for a while..BUT I mean a few inches off the ends to make it easier for her, not cutting it all off as some sort of punishment. I don't get why this father did this.

He’s doing a lot of ‘8 out of 10 cats’ just now, so maybe he’s trying to now away from stand up? Eh, we’ll see!

Jon got married recently! I do wonder how that will affect his stand up. His wife is on the telly here too, so perhaps they'll team up and do something

‘Is anything worn under the kilt?’

Lol, fair nuff. Supper would be used by the work in classes here (huge generalisation there) and the middle/upper classes would probably say ‘dinner’ or ‘evening meal’

Really? Supper here in Scotland is another name for our evening meal. Not sure if that helps or not!!

I buy my kids’ teachers a bottle of wine/pack of beer at the end of every term. Perhaps it’s different in Scotland, we’re all pissed all the time anyway right?!