Do you have Boots where you are? It’s a drugstore chain in the UK. They have their own range of make up called No7 and their mascara is great. My favourite is their ‘Stay perfect’ mascara, it’s a tubing mascara and has good staying power.

You’re going to be ok. Promise. I have some small people and one is nearly 10, so I feel ok giving you some advice ;) do the best you can. Your house may be messy, you’ll be knackered and tearful and all that stuff, but you can do it. Babies don’t need much - milk ( however you choose to feed them is fine btw, if you…

Well I stand corrected there, cheers. I dunno though, his press release banging on about his wife’s (absolutely tragic) miscarriages, just felt a bit insincere, and kind of odd IMHO. I couldn’t give a shit if he’s gay or not, if he is, it's sad he's living a lie.

Yeah, I mean we can have gay politicians here, but not so much in the Tory party.

Absolute Tory wankstain. I despise everything he is, and everything he stood for. That being said, I suppose he's doing something decent now.....

My friend lives on the Isle of Wight where they married - she had no idea what the road blocks were for! Random useless info, but I was tempted to go and see her that week, and try to get a glimpse of the lovely Ben. I guess I have to be content with his pal judge Rinder (a poor man’s British version of Judge Judy,…

I’m white but have dry, curly hair that doesn’t need washed more than once a week. I guess some of us can get away a bit longer without washing our hair. The roots don’t get greasy until about 7 days, and even then a spray of dry shampoo would probably be enough if I really couldn’t wash my hair for some reason. I'm…

I read somewhere that there was an ongoing court case between them. Payback perhaps? She talks about an unhappy childhood (although I'd imagine we need a grain of salt for anything she says just now) so perhaps they're just awful parents? I'd imagine their motivation will become clear. It's all very bizarre though.…

If I may, I’d like to recommend a book that sorted me right out with boundaries. ‘When I say no I feel guilty’ gah I forget who the author is, but it’s freely available on amazon. Changed my entire perspective and ways of communicating with people. Best of luck on your boundary journey! :)

I hear ya! My husband saw me poop. Yeah. But bless him, he didn’t tell me until our eldest child was 4, and is been through it again by then!! Eh, guess that means he’s a keeper! People don’t put ‘crowning’ pics on Facebook do they? Please tell me they don't??

At least she didn’t do it on Facebook? ‘Certain people just need to learn to mind their own business’ <feeling annoyed> And saying ‘I’ll Pm you’ when someone asks ‘oh him what’s wrong?’

Christ I didn't even see my OWN placentas (from my kids, not MY one!) why, why why why would people do this? Do people do this? I'm so glad I'm an old and all my pals had kids before placentas on Facebook were a thing. Seriously? Like a selfie with it? Jesus.

The key is to NEVER give a reason, because they see that as negotiating and will try to argue with you. Just repeat ‘i don’t want to talk about it’ until they back off. And yes, I'm awesome at parties!! ;)

Haha! Same! NHS dentist and orthodontist have sorted out a potentially awful tooth situation in my gob!

Grins at you with aforementioned straight white teeth!

Ehh I just replied to a comment about teeth. Sometimes these stories throw up other discussion points.

That's ok ;)

Yup. Also NHS dentists provide hugely subsidised care - including some cosmetic procedures. My braces were totally free on the NHS when I was a teenager. I have naturally whiter teeth, as I have a good dental hygiene regime, and I was lucky. There's no excuse for unhealthy teeth. I get that the bright white Hollywood…

Y’know, I'm a Brit with straight white teeth, and yeah I totally agree!!

Huh, turns out I have something in common with Me-chelle D-bag. I make that same ‘fuck I have a migraine and it’s bright in my office’ face...