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Four jobs that everyone should work at least once. And I don’t mean for just a few days.

That would be H2O2.

I was really happy to see the Boy Scouts marching in the NYC gay pride parade this year. The members themselves are ready to get their shit together.

Dear anonymous giftgiver,

fuck yeah girl scouts and

I struggle with how I feel about only implanting male embryos. Does it not seem like a slippery slope?

I’m one of those people. I underwent surgery without telling my parents a few years ago, and for me at least, what “I didn’t want to worry you” really meant was “your worry is a burden that I cannot handle at the moment, and would only have made things scarier for me, and I’m choosing to look out for myself.”

Um, you can get your nails done without getting over the top gels put in that might affect your ability to do shit with your hands. I usually get my nails done because they do a really good job of cleaning them up and getting rid of dead skin and cuticles and filing them into a really nice shape. I keep my nails short

As someone who overthinks everything they say and is constantly afraid of being misinterpreted, I could see that. But if I did it for clarification it would be more like “On no, but not like that! I didn’t...did that sound wrong...I hope it came out right. Oh god, we’re on air aren’t we?!? Can we stop?! Can we

Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

Excuse me? I’ve never once made up sexual abuse, hate crimes, or pretended to be a black woman so that I could run an NAACP chapter in America’s whitest state. #notallwhitepeople please

I’m not doing that either. I’m making fun of white people who do that. Do you really think anyone would in 2015 earnestly write a #notallwhitepeople post on Jezebel where they bragged about never posing as a black woman and heading an naacp chapter? Ah shit. I forgot people are awful again. Anyway, I was making fun of

Yeah, neither have I.

Well, of the older members of the family. I feel sorry for the four adopted children, including the alleged victim. And, I mean, it sounds like at least two of the kids picked Rachel Dolezal as the family member to cling to. Imagine a family where the batshit pathological liar who pretends to be black seems like the

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

Alan Duncan is gay and never really hid it, so you can be an out gay Tory and be elected. Ruth Davidson, MSP is also out, gay and leader of the Scottish Tories.

My mum has a tunour. It was causing liver failure before it was diagnosed. 2 further days without treatment would have killed her so fuck you and ur obvious medical expertise. Firing a woman for putting her health first is the most disgusting thing I’ve had the misfortune to read today.

When I was in my early twenties I found a lump in my breast. I was terrified. Of course my mind went straight to the “C” word. I had myself dead and buried before I’d even left the shower. I can totally relate to and understand this woman’s absolute need for answers right NOW. Feeling a lump in your breast that should

I’m 9-years-post-having-a-baby and I will offer you this advice: Get an awesome mom’s group. There is no substitute for a group of parents who are going through the same stuff as you and have the same baby-raising ideas. Every single thing you do will be judged wrong by someone, it’s a message that you cannot escape.