I buy my kids’ teachers a bottle of wine/pack of beer at the end of every term. Perhaps it’s different in Scotland, we’re all pissed all the time anyway right?!

You’re very welcome! Totally worth it when you catch something early and people can get checked out :)

This nurse can back up the doctor, and assume you that I've never thought about anything even vaguely sexual while doing a smear . I'm looking at the cervix, checking for any abnormalities, and by the time the person is dressed again I've pretty much forgotten that I was ever rooting about in her vagina. I'm.. Yeah…

Yup. Someone up thread explains that the petition came from (the parents of) someone who is still a minor, and out of the victims, that only leaves one child who was alive in the correct time period, and is still a minor now. Wanna guess what her last name is? Fucking depraved.

Yup, Louis Theroux has been back to see the WBC lot a couple of times now. The episodes were shown here in the UK, and I think they're still on Netflix. Scary stuff.

It’s bloody marvellous stuff! Fair warning, it gets kinda thick and gloopy when you’re about half way down the bottle, but some thinner sorts it I think. For the price (£5) I just tend to buy a new bottle. Not sure if that’s feasible in the US though. That’s fairly cheap (for nail products that actually work) in the…

Starred for the excellent use of ‘hoor’

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Sending you all the love in the world

Exactly! I was a total wild child in my 20s, but I got it out of my system before I had kids. I can't imagine longing for a club now.

Ah sorry, replied to the wrong person!

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I have a Robert too (it’s a family name on my hisband’s side) and yep he’ll probably get called Bob when he's older, but it was important to the husband that our son be named after his late father. Bob is a great name! Maybe my location (Scotland) makes a difference? I dunno. Enjoy your Robert!

Diana was considered to be an embarrassment to the royals here, due to her divorce, relationship with (gasp!) a brown man, and a ‘tell all’ interview that was aired here a few years before she died. I'm no royalist, but I didn't mind Di.

Second pregnancies tend to do that! Mind you, the news here has been pretty quiet about Kate compared to last time. That's probably get a lot to do with me avoiding all news channels once I saw she'd dropped the sprog on my Facebook feed!

My time stamp on Jez is always wrong. It's 6pm here now (UK) but the time stamp is set to another clock. Or magic!

Yup! He hangs around the private hospitals announcing posh births. Those of us who laboured in NHS hospitals announce our babies on Facebook and via text like the plebs we are!

As a Brit who can have an opinion, yeah I am pretty anti royal (I'm also a Scottish Brit so maybe that's why!) and I think Diana would be a fucking awesome kick in the face for Lizzy and horse face (Camilla)

Exactly! The school playground is an education in itself. Plus, IMHO Pink is a total kick arse feminist type, and I'd be happy for my daughter to look up to her (her recent remarks on twitter when trolls got at her about her weight were fantastic)

Uhhhh, so Pink doesn’t swear in her concerts any more (as far as I know anyway) sine she had her kid. Fuck this guy.

My husband had to drag me to the doctors when my post natal depression got waaaay out of control, so I totally understand. I hope you can find some peace in the very near future.