I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

This happens with small minded people all the time. They’ve greatly inflated their self importance despite having a totally arbitrary and mostly useless job function.

Need to know the details of this million pound shopping spree.  Any links?

I really feel for the poor assistants, boyfriends, long suffering spouses, etc. who take the pictures for these posts.

As Chris Pratt quickly pedaled passed me yelling compliments and riding off into the autumnal painted leaves I could only get out a few words, barely heard in the blustery November wind “Thank you #4 Chris.”

I can’t wait for the holiday season to be over

Funny how someone who can’t mention the New York Times without screaming that its “failing” or “lying” cares so damn much about being on their Best Sellers list.

Well, “Worthless Piece of Shit Ghostwritten for an Even Worse Piece of Pathetic Nazi Shit” doesn’t really work for brick and mortar bookstores.

Gonna drop this here, too, cause it’s funny:

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

Well they don't have an "alternative facts section" or "truthful hyperbole section"

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

I’m way more concerned that it’s in the nonfiction section than anything else.

Madonna is very confused about the demographics of her fans if She thinks they want to wait until 10:30 for the show to start. 

but this is now

This dress is not Vivienne Westwood.

Quick, change the locks!

I see he wore the lifts in his shoes today. 

Toronto is a hub of culture for the remaining 354 days of the year as well. Humility is cute and all, but in terms of multiculturalism and cultural inclusion, I have yet to discover a city that can compare to T.O. 

Was there a hammaconda sighting too , asking for a friend.