• Donald Trump and Mike Pence are maaaaaybe on the rocks. [Yahoo News]

I hope he mends well. My Mom always said “Nothing good happens after 10pm”. I’m beginning to think that’s true..

I know someone with colon cancer who has named the tumor “Donald Trump.” Just puttin’ that out there.

Big toes need their own shoes.

All that money and she still looks like she’s one tornado away from losing her doublewide and her stash of Keystone Light empties.

and yet her hair looks like every middle aged suburban wife

Damn, I’d be pissed if I spent THOUSANDS and still looked like that.

I have said before, she can say leave the money on the dresser in 6 languages.

I’m not surprised that the has knowledge other languages, most Europeans do, but being literate, conversant and fluent are very different things. No need to be too impressed by her.

So, Slovenian but she can order dinner in French and German.

Well, she probably speaks Slovenian, so thats one language. I haven't seen evidence she can speak any of the others.

I would actually kind of love it if this became the “Al Capone tax evasion” of the Trump administration. If manage to dodge all the accusations of obstruction but end up in prison for throwing a shitty, expensive party, it would have a certain poetic grace.

That’s a particularly unflattering picture up top, to be fair.

“I’m da fadder, I’m da fadder”. Fucking knuckle draggers on Staten Island. 

Seriously. What the fuck is happening in this bullshit country?

“We’re all from Staten Island.”

I hope they get food poisoning during their honeymoon and spend the entire time on the toilet.

And also at his event, when the woman called Obama a Muslim, McCain essentially said, “Oh, no, no, no, he’s a good man!”  Which is not a not-racist response.

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Sad but true: Instagram should just be renamed “Look At My Ass.”