When is it news that a cat is “uncooperative?”

I mean what is there exactly to say at this point?

Of course Crisp Rat is one of those people who use the expression “Sun’s out guns out”. Every person I know who does is basic and the type of people who post workout and diet photos, bathroom and/or gym selfies and close ups of rosé bottles - i.e basic af. Yes I am a judgy bitch and yes I will look down on you and…

It was such a short, fast trip for him from “adorable dork” to “insufferable jerk”.

“Attorney General William Barr PLAYING THE BAGPIPES at the start of the US Attorneys Conference in Washington, D.C. today.”

I love this.

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

As someone who cannot for the life of me fall asleep on an airplane under any circumstances, I kind of envy her for being able to fall asleep that deeply on a plane. 

I can’t say I was expecting this, but good on Ravelry! Seriously, though, who goes on crafting forums to talk about politics? 

I’ve heard it both ways tbh.  PS - I love your username

maxima is delightfully bonkers in all things sartorial and i would absolutely love to get a bottle of champs and go through her closet and jewelry chests with her.

I like Maxima. She seems to favor the opinion that being a royal in this day and age is absurd already so go big or go home. Observe her bicycle tour

Am I the only one that feels like the escalation between the Trump administration and Iran is a “wag the dog” type of scenario; and that as it becomes clearer that Trump is polling badly and might lose re-election, he will drag us into a war with Iran? Forget the fact that only congress can declare war; Trump doesn’t…

Tommen’s death felt like a Monty Python gag, I was waiting for a giant cartoon foot to come down as a wipe to the next scene.

Eh I don’t really count relationships in my youth either. Sure at the time I thought things were serious, but looking back, every guy I dated wasn’t really into the relationship as I was. They were phoning it in, and I was too dumb to notice.

Or, just own your shit.

Kinja gonna kinja.

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

This made me so proud to be Canadian.