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This is going to be about as interesting as Al Capone’s safe.

Somebody needs to take this video, speed it up and change the music to the Benny Hill “Yakety Sax” music.

One time I went to deliver a large pile of documents to my boss to sign. His door was open so I just was about to knock on the frame to let him know I was there and then I saw that he was cutting his toenails.  I turned around and walked away.  Will never forget that one.

I wonder how much of that woman’s body is plastic?

I did that exact cruise on the Diamond Princess 5 years ago. I feel for those people - that has to be like being in jail.  I wonder if there is any compensation but somehow I doubt it because it probably qualifies as a force majeure situation.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. If it’s not cool to bash people for being whatever they are (fat, thin, etc.) , then it’s not cool to bash them for being older.

I read somewhere that Kay McConaughey was quoted as saying that her husband died basically on top of her after they had just finished having sex.  If that’s a true quote, the fact that she said it puts her in the “OK Broad” category for me and I hope that she and Hugh’s dad hit it off.  You know, getting older doesn’t

A tangential point, but I cannot stand the sound of Terry Gross’ voice, even though I love the content of the podcast and listen to it regularly.

That’s mean, but I have to admit, I kinda snorted and laughed when I read it.

Exactly, it can’t.

Why is she darker from the waist down? Does she run around with just a shirt and no pants on, tanning her nether regions?  

This is a small point, given all that has happened in the last 3 years, BUT, remember how Trump said that he would step aside and let his kids run the Trump Organization while he was president (vs putting it in a blind trust, which was the previously accepted way to handle things)? Anyhoo, if the Trump organization is

So here’s my biggest fear about US politics. Trump has said he always finds a way to win. I think he is harping on this made-up story about the Bidens just to put it out there and paint Biden in an unfavourable light. He knows the Senate will never convict him of anything. Most people (i.e., his “base”) won’t bother

Ugh. I think that the Trudeau government has done a pretty good job, all things considered, especially having to deal with that ass hat Trump and his renegotiation of NAFTA. I am definitely NOT looking forward to that stupid elf on a shelf Scheer becoming PM.

Can’t wait until he starts rocking an orange comb-over like his old man.

He’s cute and looks like he’s fun.  If you’re under 25, that’s enough.  Hell, I’d take it now at 60!

The US is going to need a massive collective enema once Trump is done.  Or maybe getting him out would be the enema? Ha - he’s the “enema of the people”!! 

Yeah, that made no sense to me either.

I’m not joking about her command of these languages. I’m just saying that she or Trump or their PR machine has claimed that she speaks all of these languages and we’ve not ever heard any evidence of that. Were there reports that she spoke French with Brigitte Macron? If there were such reports, I haven’t heard them

I’m so confused.  Since when is being from a certain country considered to be  “race”?