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I play golf at public courses and have noticed that more and more people (men usually) are bringing those stupid speakers. It really irritates me because the one thing I like about golf is being outdoors and listening to the birds chirp. Guys with shit taste in music always ruin it for me.

Well that’s just it. According to CNN she speaks: Slovenian, French, Serbian, German, Italian and English. According to CBS news, it’s English, French, German and Slovenian.  I don’t think we’ve seen much in the way of proof.

Wonder how literate she is in the other 4 languages she apparently speaks.

The Daily podcast was all about how he basically just needs to win Wisconsin in 2020 to seal the electoral college.

Which is why ol’ Donnie is going to hang on to power for as long as humanly possible.  Nothing is beyond the realm of possibility at this point.  Banana republic(ans) anyone???

I honestly thought this was the packaging for a box of “Just for Men” hair/beard colour!!

You know, I wish some politician would have the cojones to say “you know what?  There’s NOTHING wrong with being a muslim.”

Shouldn’t Aubrey O’Day begging Jr. to take her back be filed under “Barf Bag”?

My first house had a crawlspace and it was the worst.  Such an annoying concept.

Chris Pratt’s white bum doesn’t look white; it kind of looks off-grey.  His sunburn also looks orangey.  Something not right here.  Also, he seems like a douche, so there’s that.

Or a blowhard, but same thing.

Could you just imagine if the Trump children were actually intelligent well adjusted kind humans who didn’t work for daddy and who went about their lives out of the spotlight contributing to society in ways that are totally unconnected to their idiot father? Nah, me neither.

i don’t know about Bergdorf Goodman when this happened, but I can tell you that customer service has been almost non-existent for at least 20 years in major department stores (though I’ve noticed it coming back a bit recently).  Anyway, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if there were no sales clerks to be found in the

Trump exhausts me, as I am sure he exhausts most people, so I am almost too weary to ask this, but I will anyway. Isn’t the expression “locked and loaded” not “cocked and loaded”? I suppose “cocked” works as well, but it just strikes me of indicative of where his tiny brain is at most of the time that he would say it

God I am so sick of people.

Trump would like that, but, you know, Barf.

Last night on CNN Van Jones said that Kellyanne doesn’t get any credit for the work she’s been doing on opioids. I have no idea what that work is but if I have to look at her one more time I think I’ll need some opioids.....

Canadian here - For fuck’s sake America, you people have to stop clutching your fucking pearls every time someone says “fuck”, Eh?

I’ve often wondered what Kellyanne actually does as the President’s “counsellor”.

I was going to say Devry, but, fair.