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excel2016

I thought Camilla opted for Duchess of Cornwall over Princess of Wales out of respect for Diana and to pacify the Diana supporters. As I understand it, she’ll eventually be Camilla, Queen Consort, and when she does Kate will be the Princess of Wales. 

This!  She was expected to play a role in an ancient institution, to be deferential, and it was not all about her and she was expected to care about protocol.  I do think she naively thought otherwise.  That is how I see it, based on everything I’ve read.  It obviously was not for her, so it’s good she got out and

My hunch is on Kamala Harris, but maybe I just prefer her.

By this she probably means needle dick.

Too bad he can’t go on a quail hunt with Cheney.

You watch it with that slander....potatoes have so many uses and have helped so many people.

I did not know potatoes could grow mullets. 

Do you think Ben Affleck knows what Grindr is?

I had 60 as my goal to grow out my gray. And now that that is uncomfortably close, I am re-setting the goal post.

Jane and Sharon both look terriffic. But let’s not call this new. Gloria Swanson waited until she was about 75 (and wow!)...

I apologize to fellow Canadians, not Americans

“There’s also a lack of sun in Canada, and hot pavement, and strip mall parking lots.”

I assure you, there is no shortage of strip mall parking lots in Canada.

Welcome to the USA comrade, where even people you hate get to speak freely.

Yeah, why did Hillary have to defend Rep. Tlaib against Trumps racist attacks? I mean she didn’t have to! She should just shut up and go away because...

“Bottle blonde” is a descriptor I haven’t heard since my mom died. It was one of her favorites. Thank you for one smile in this miasma of MAGA.

From the WaPo article, local hate crimes went up by well over 200% in the aftermath of a Trumpolini rally. The same thing happened when The Birth of a Nation was released; White crowds would see the movie and then go out and attack the Black community.

JEsus, even if he thought you had broken up, who the fuck wants to hear a graphic play-by-play of their ex’s hookups?? What a tool.

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Dude shoved a ballet slipper inside a gray sock, glued a thin sole to it, and called it a day. Those shoes look like they would blast apart into their constituent fibers after 100 steps.