Christ, Trump can barely keep his tongue in his head in that photo.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.....ugh.

NOTHING, my god, keep doing this. As a woman, I sometimes get a brow-raise when I put out my hand instead of hugging hello but I fucking hatttttte hugging. 

Holy fuck - that would be what is expected out of a bunch of fucking Americans but we (Canadians) most definitely didn’t fucking cheer when he was hurt. Seeing as I was courtside for this game, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

“It’s crooked and the branching structure is wrong.”

about four inches taller than his pants

The word “knob” is highly underrated. 

Is it irony that a Nazi apologist (‘on both sides’) is representing one of the countries that fought a war against & beat the Nazis at a commemoration of one of the great battles that took place during said war? Or is it just irony-adjacent?

Fed Ex - for when you absolutely, positively have to dump someone overnight. 

Lying about his assets to suit his purposes seems par for the course too

Especially if he’s lowballing you in the pre-nip.  What’s the point of putting up wit Her trump if you’re not at least guaranteed a killer payday in the end?

In a million years I will never understand wanting to be married to Donald Trump. 

the anthem was chilling eh, they even went for the french lyrics in the second verse!!

Don’t you dare insult Zaddy Jorah like that!

Along with basically every other facet of his physical presentation, the back of Trump’s hair skeeves me the fuck out. It’s upsettingly long and always looks WET. It’s like his hair is stuck in the movie Wall Street and hasn’t caught up with the 21st century.

Gary Busey called and wants his look back. 

I nominate my cat Shelby as the new official Grumpy Cat. Or at least Resting Bitch Face Cat.

The comments section is now complete. We are not going to do better.

I say the president’s name just fine.

omg imagine how mortified he would be if someone called him a twat to his face. or a cunt! he would implode