Just like how 85% of overweight dudes think they’re “strong” instead of fat.

I came here to see if anything had been posted about the missle North Korea just launched over Japan. I was greeted with an image of the president holding a banana. That guy is in charge of our defenses. That guy is in charge of the magical suitcase and giant red button.

I could make a giant dick collage out of the dick pics I used to get.

What is it with guys and dick pics? It’s like their go to move. Even if I’m having a sassy chat, my instinct would never be to send a picture of ny genitalia. And wtf a high school student? So so so gross.

Much like the insistence that it’s grossly unfair to ask men to cook, clean or care for their children, because their poor little brains can’t handle it, but somehow they’re perfectly capable of running companies and countries.

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

She still thinks the Trump Administration has a “long game” to play - to which I say, “Ha!”

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself:

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

Sweet Jesus! Has there ever been a douchier, smugger mugshot?! She’s guilty based on the mugshot alone.

They were all doing coke right?

*fake blonde

What’s the over and under on oval office BJ’s here?

Where does she get her lip color? asking for a friend.

Reconciliation doesn’t have to mean get back together romantically. It can just mean he wants to be able to be friends. Given how respectfully they’ve spoken of each other since they split, it seems totally possible to me.

This is his O-face

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

I can’t wait for Michael Moore’s movie about all the Fox News shadiness, Bolling for Columbine.

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

what in the actual fuck is that.