You gotta call them a pet name back, I’m convinced it’s the only thing that works. Some man calls you girlie? Call him son right back. Get a thanks babe from a stranger? Give him a “no problem kitten”

I know I’m gonna get TONS of hate for this, but I’m still gonna say it in spite of the expected backlash. Here comes:

But can she sing “Goldfinger”?

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

David Copperfield, Magician: I’m not kidding, this is a real offer: I can make you disappear and reappear anywhere in the world. Where do you want to go, and why?

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

I will never get enough of this kid. I hate kids, but his facial expressions crack me up.

I feel like, current events and all, him drowning in toxic waste and raw sewage would be more appropriate.

The focus on society over the individual thing is so true. I love Finland, as well as neighbouring Scandinavia and their social programs.

As one of the USA’s neighbours to the north, I’ve noticed a disturbing trend over the past few years, with this American obsession with the individual. There’s a very “I’ve got mine,…

and skinny jeans, I’m sorry to say, look kind of decent on everyone

lol I think she’s a total climber and very shrewd about it so that its not that obvious and she can still play the girl-next-door-who-just-happens-to-be-dating-royalty angle. And I’m not hating! She’s a mediocre actress at best but is ambitious as hell. She moved to Canada for Suits, started her lifestyle blog thing…

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .…

This woman has a set of Balls & Galas on her to expect us to accept this bullshit Mea Culpa.

i would have been too...and i wouldn’t care with which one

This is off topic, but looking forward to that gremlin Stephen Miller being pulled into Mueller’s investigation. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/01/us/politics/trump-comey-firing-letter.html

I’m trying to work my way toward embracing it, since apparently I will be stuck here forever, but... it is not going well.

I am officially disappointed. I was sooo rooting for the guy from La Salle Extension University to get this post. He always looked so happy and successful in all the comic books I read as a kid. But looks like he got passed over for this one. Sad!

Big enough to hold a Victrola!

It’s hilarious that so many people thought this was a fairytale wedding and marriage at the time. I’m rolling my eyes at how confident the commentators are here.

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”