If you translated Trump’s speech into German he’d sound exactly like Hitler.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

Um, no. F this.

excessive hashtags

I’m going to speculate, based on no evidence at all and just going with my gut here, that she’s not actually sorry. I know, I’m going out on a limb.

You fashion one to a kid that you don’t trust to keep them on properly. Trump clearly needed one.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Would fuck episodes La Blanc.

Can’t say I did. I put the glasses on, then looked up. Perhaps you did, but a lot of us wanted to protect our vision. Shit even with the glasses on, I only glanced at the thing.

Why does he always have the stupidest fucking face on his head.

Fucking moron.

I say we do a human sacrifice just to be safe. I nominate this guy.

Trump is president. Can’t get worse than that.

I literally died.

I literally died.

You know, if he sees this, it’s going to be the official Presidential portrait.

Because to Trump, women have no value outside of their level of attractiveness.

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

I understand that rules and laws no longer have any meaning in the Trump administration, but isn’t this kinda, sorta, a violation of the emoluments clause?