Bedazzle the tampon string! Problem solved!

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!

Judge Judy Sheindlin is an American icon and gem. She ought to be treasured and beloved, not disrespected. Shame on you!

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Oh I’m so over people blathering on about wanting outsiders in government. I’m finishing a degree in public administration, and it makes me crazy that wide swaths of Americans think it’s beneficial to have someone in office that knows absolutely nothing about the field or profession. It’s like saying ‘GE should really…

everyone needs to quit twitter. mental health of this country would quadrouple.

Which is why this lady just doesn’t bother.

The juror who defended the Wu-Tang Clan has me in tears. What a hero.

For him it must have been like looking in a magical mirror that gave him a chin.

“There were some...very high-profile people who are supposedly pro-life, who knew me and heard about what happened, and who didn’t reach out,” she said. “I thought it was very telling … You see these people saying, ‘Oh, we should reach out to women with unexpected pregnancies and let them know they’re not alone’—and…

Me, in response to this headline:

Fuck this woman. You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Ugh. You had to go and remind me that Breitbart even exists. Also just remembered InfoWars

I guess their balance sheet is now ‘Fair and Unbalanced’.

You make a very good point. However. I would totally bone Bryan Cranston on a train. I would bone him on a plane. I would bone him here or there, I would bone him anywhere.

Two best responses to “I don’t see color” I’ve heard-

Poll: Half of Republicans are morons.

stuck on his head as a small child and he’s never been able to get them off since

wait ... we’ve seen this guy before ...