Omg, so horrible and hilarious! This dude always reminds me of a thumb with a goatee drawn on it.

Nothing like firing off a bunch of tweets to reclaim your reputation

Hopefully the baby got her chin.

Will he be in the office or on the golf course though? I think getting walked off his own property would be super embarrassing for him.

I keep fantasizing about the day the DOD calls the officer carrying the nuclear football and tells him to ignore Trump and leave his side.

with his hands cuffed behind his back. I hope.

Sighhh. Aren’t we all? That thought gets me through the days.

Hold on, I’m not sure I have enough popcorn for this schadenfreude.

I remember speaking to a greek friend about why it took so long for women to get the vote in greece. He said that it was blocked at first based on the idea that people should only vote based on rational thinking and that women, seeing as how they menstruate, have several days a month where they would be unable to…

I’d rather follow a fan account. An actual fan. One that blows air.

She’s so dull. The only surprising thing about this article is that there are at least 38 fan accounts. I’d rather follow avocado toast or and account that’s just devoted to nuetral toned wall paper.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that Anthony Scaramucci is an asshole garbage human.

Fuck these people.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

I’m having a terrible week, so this headline made me cry before I even read the article. I’m happy Mr. Handsome has a home.

Someone must have gotten a google alert over Would U. Probably would have gotten to keep the job if the percentage of people who would was higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

I’m going to yell this out randomly at the cubicle farm throughout the day. No one will care. No one pays attention.