No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

I can see all the boning in that corseted dress. Don’t feel bad. That woman is cinched within an inch of her life.

No no, this is definitely a fillers type of...wait for it...SITUATION!

Look, he didn’t grab her by the pussy so I guess there’s the Presidential pivot we’ve all been looking for.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. He’s surprised he’s thinking about fucking a woman over 35.

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

In addition, this Russian adoption lawyer was also a Nigerian prince that wanted to bail out the Trump casinos.

They are generally not aggressive unless surprised or looking for food.

I can’t tell the difference between Bannon and Otis Campbell.

Big holes in our hearts allow for people to fall in, whether we’d like them to or not. Perhaps not the most eloquent metaphor, but very close to the truth.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Were you perchance looking for the... Spadina bus?

Chewing gum is absolutely considered low class. Of course it may be a snob’s view of the world, and no one should care what anyone else thinks, but it’s also the general perception for as long as I can remember.

When people smile with chewed up gum in their mouth it is all I can see. It takes a nice photo and makes it gross. She might as well have a spider crawling out of her maw.

If the immediate counterattack by North Korea would impact where you live, would you be so quick to call for invasion?

I feel like a broken record at this point, but imagine if Obama did this.