Oh, Trump definitely gives a crap. We know this. Say, has he said anything about the terrorist who attacked Muslims in London? No? Oh.

(Otto Warmbier was 22 years old.)

RUT- ROH!

“I think I annoy the other people in my class with all of my questions”

That’s the ticket...

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

Never sad for Drumpf. Never ever ever. He’s the biggest tiny dick on the planet.

A show with the goal of getting people to hook-up is cancelled when two people on said show hook-up. Um, what?

He does NOT look like most white dudes in a suit. He is fit, well groomed, and much taller. Also, he has all his hair.

Argh! My eyes!

Plus large enough hands to actually pull the trigger.

The idea of Trump shooting himself in the dick implies that he has excellent aim with miniscule targets.

I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...

You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

I’ve worked in the medical field for 30 years (including 12 years for a plastic surgery practice), and the idea that electronic medical records are a boon to patient privacy is, in ways we continue to learn, counter-intuitive. I mean, if you wanted to steal 15000 medical records in the 80s, you’d need a big-ass truck…

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

I’ve only ever seen her stuff at places like Marshalls or TJ Maxx or on amazon. Before all this trump president fever dream nightmare, I sort of equated her brand as slightly down market than Jessica Simpson (I will admit to owning more than few Jessica Simpson dresses).

I wouldn’t mind if all the religious fundamentalists of the world got raptured right now, so the rest of us could enjoy the planet in peace.