When people ask me why I never had kids, I just look at them blankly and say “I’ve never had sex”. (I’m 57 and it’s definitely not true, but it does shut people up, or they burst out laughing.)

That’s a great costume!

Aww, he looks like he is wearing a little black bow tie on his head!!

So many decisions! The best decisions! Yuuuge decisions! More decisions than anybody!

Yeah, I am so surprised that people are sliding out of that thing carrying bags. I thought that when you had to evacuate, you were supposed to take NOTHING and just get the hell out of the plane.

^^^^ I can’t star this enough!

Obama has such a great smile. Always makes me smile to see it.

Well in fairness, didn’t he say that when a woman hits 35, it’s time to “check out”? There are no words anymore that can adequately describe this walking piece of orange feces.

Why is someone’s racial background even discussed in an election?

Oh and PS, Canada is the US’ largest trading partner.

I don’t know if this is the right place for this comment, but I will say it anyway. I am Canadian and was around when NAFTA was signed. I worked at the time for a subsidiary of a well known American company. The great fear here was that many of our “branch plant” factories would shut down and production moved to…

Yeah, progressive ideas like getting equal pay sooner than the year 2186:http://www.newser.com/story/233120/finally-equal-pay-for-women-in-the-year-2186.html

There’s no amount of money on earth that would motivate me to take a bullet for Trump.

Matt Leblanc is very funny in “Episodes”. Sadly, they are filming the 5th and final season. Such a good show.

Ditto this ^^^^. Being the “handsomest billionaire” is a little like being the nicest guy in jail. No disrespect to guys in jail.

For me, it’s the “worker” part. If her job is appearing in adult films then he shouldn’t assume that she’s a prostitute on the side.

No need to be so mean. You’re right, I read it too quickly and perhaps if the word Mexican was presented as “Mexican” it would have been clearer to me. So sorry to have induced your eye roll.

Wouldn’t it be great if she said to him “Ms. Clinton if ya nasty”...?

If Judge Curiel was born and raised in Indiana doesn’t that make him an American rather than a Mexican? Perhaps you meant he is of Mexican heritage.....

I give her so much credit for being so composed and forceful. I know she prepares a lot, and it shows. But more than that, she knows her stuff and no interviewer or T-Rump is going to flummox her in a debate. I just know that if it were me up there, I’d just lose it and say something like “listen you stupid,…