Yes, lots of sniffing, water drinking and fussing with the mic.

all the stars!!^^^^^

I bet Tiffany gets very little of whatever money Trump allegedly has. I read somewhere that her mother Marla only got a small settlement from the Donald, so I doubt that Tiffany gets much of anything at all. Why she would want to bother to put herself through this shit show is beyond me.

Judging by his orange skin, he’s already roasted.

He only has a vocabulary of about 20 words.

Yeah, I bet he stiffs her.

A couple of years ago I took a cab in Vegas and got talking to the cabbie. He spoke about the time Trump got into his cab. The meter was over $20, but all Trump offered him was a $20, claiming he didn’t have any more money than that. The cabbie said he told him to take the $20 and stick it. Trump apparently…

For a split second, I thought that was a picture of Alec Baldwin as Trump calling on people to vote on November 25th.

Oh and PS that was 1986 and I kept quiet because that’s what we did back then.

Yup - when I was 26 a guy on the board of directors of where I worked grabbed my ass. When I wheeled around to confront him he feigned ignorance and said “gee, I guess I shouldn’t have done that, should I?” Asshole.

She reminds me of “Natasha” of Boris and Natasha from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

I am Canadian and I must say, the US electoral process baffles me. Why do voters have to identify with a party at all when they vote? Shouldn’t you just have to prove your identity and that you are legally entitled to vote?

You know, I have been thinking lately that the US should amend the 2nd amendment to only allow women to carry firearms and then we’d see how “acceptable” all of this “locker room talk” and groping is.

Thank you! I snorted with laughter at the micropenis line! I’ve been saying that for a while - I wish some woman would come out of the woodwork who had actually slept with him and report that he has a tiny, tiny dick (to match those little hands).

I can’t star this enough!!

OK, so I don’t get HBO and didn’t know who Jason Momoa is, so I automatically voted “no”. Then I looked him up - DAYUM that’s a hard question, but I think I’d still have to say no if I knew there was any Trumpesian aspect to him. But just... DAYUM.

Whoops - math error - should have made that 35 years in the story, but it is otherwise accurate!

Nothing is wrong with marrying a younger man. Funny story, though. My late aunt was 6 years older than her husband and lied about it for many years. When it came time to go and apply for her old age pension, she was being evasive and wouldn’t tell him precisely why she needed a ride to go to the mall (where the…

Right?! Like why doesn’t he at least get his hair dyed by a professional?

“And I think when someone has not an easy figure—he’s not the hardest figure, but he’s not the easiest; he’s not Barack Obama, is he?”