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I saw a bio on CNN about Trump about how all of his prenups have some 5 year deal in them - i.e., vastly reduced payout if the marriage lasts less than 5 years. Melania should get out now and cash in (if there even is any cash to be had, which I question).

I love this picture, but are those little sockette booties he is wearing?

In Canada all parents have a right to take 12 months off when a baby is born or adopted. There are benefits for part of that time (6 months? - not sure, as i don’t have children myself), but some employers such as mine top up the benefits to 100% of the person’s income while they are off.

*hangs head in shame* it was the first thing I thought of.

Conspiracy theorist here - I wonder if Trump himself was the source of the leak because he really doesn’t want to be President, especially since his “brand” is the most important thing to him and that brand is now in the toilet? Now he will forever claim that the election was rigged and the media was against him...

Trump is like turning over a slimy rock and funding another slimy rock, and then another, and another....

There will be new bastards to replace them, believe me.

Does he ever look like his mother.

More kids should do stuff like this instead of sitting around playing video games. Good for her for being so athletic and fearless!!!

Looks like some fat f*ck who would go by the name “Billy” even though he’s probably over 60.

God I am old. Is this today’s equivalent of the nerd pen twirl in math class?

Can’t fool me. That’s really noted faux hipster Justin Theroux slumming it with a bunch of hosers. Are hosers the new hipsters?

Beer isn’t sold yet in convenience stores in Ontario. You can only get it at “The Beer Store” (great name, eh?) or the LCBO. Were you in Niagara Falls NY?

People wouldn’t be so quick to blame her if she had been hurt or killed.

PS - I guess the teeth clashed with the hair, so he had to get them fixed.

Ever notice how 20 years ago Donald Trump has less than perfect yellowy teeth and now he has blindingly white straighter teeth?

Yeah, let’s talk about it. All of the Trump children (except maybe Tiffany) have that weird looking mouth that they get from the Donald.

Do assholes realize that they are assholes? No. See: Donald Trump.

Jeah, man, that’s tough.

Wouldn’t it be great if he were arrested prior to the election?