excel2016
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excel2016

I’m surprised they fart even when you are wearing socks. I would have thought that the fart noise emanated from the interaction of leather and sweaty feet. That said, perhaps the farting is why they were at the thrift store in the first place?

Oh disregard my comment. Obviously I have no idea how to paste a picture of grumpy cat in front of the white house. You get the idea.

If Trump wins...

THIS^^^^^! I guess he can say all of those things because, on top of everything, he’s so damned attractive himself. *vomits*

You’re right, but the maddening thing about these type of “little guy” supporters of people like Trump is that it won’t matter. We had it here in Canada with Rob Ford - the guy’s family owns a multimillion dollar company, yet the “little people” saw him as one of them. If only someone could catch Trump smoking

Donald Trump said in the debate he was very proud to be endorsed by the NRA.

As someone who constantly coughs due to post nasal drip, can I just give props to Hillary for not coughing at all, especially in the wake of getting over pneumonia??? She was amazing.

She handed his ass to him. Crushed it! But why in the hell did Lester Holt not shut him down when he would just interrupt and go off on a tangent?

I can’t watch it. You just KNOW that no matter how well Trump does in the debate - even if he dissolves into a quivering pile of orange goo, SOMEHOW he is going to spin it that he “won” and millions of idiots are going to believe it.

Maybe the whole country could take a bath in Purell to cleanse itself of Donald Trump.

I love this show and try to watch it all the time.

Washing my legs makes them super itchy, especially when I shave them, so I don’t wash them, except when I am trying to remove sunblock from them. Not washing your feet is just gross!

How long before that orange cheeto Trump claims that he “called it”?

Dear America: Please, PLEASE do not elect this asshat. You are better than this.

I also cannot stand the word “pivot” anymore. So overused.

^^^^This!! You win all the stars today!

He is 6"3" with the hair; 5'9" without it.

Instead he just IS a big penis.

To match his hands and intellect.

I have two step kids, one of whom is 36 and still calls her father “daddy”. His ex refers to him as that as well. Makes me want to vomit.