Can someone make it clear that Paul Ryan JUST FUCKING REAUTHORIZED THE FISA PROCESS HE IS ATTACKING TODAY?!? WITH NO AMENDMENT?

Seriously. How in the fuck did he fuck up the first “there” and get the second one right? I can’t even. In 280 characters I count one unnecessary quote, five incorrectly capitalized words, speaking about himself in the third person, and one incorrect there/their/they’re. Even if this president weren’t a sexist,…

Be fair. It’s hard to type when your stubby thumbs are barely opposable.

Actually they DID leave him alone with the memo for several hours, so he could totally really read & digest it. That’s the hilarious part!! Its 3 pages, he had hours to read it, and this was still his takeaway. Proving, once again, that (a) Trump can’t read, and (b) he already has his wishful thinking lined up, so…

I think Trump and I read different memos, I saw nothing vindicating at all.

Nunes has also hinted there will be more memos coming attacking the State Department and others.

Don’t forget too that the Steele dossier was originally financed by a fucking republican to dig up dirt on Trump during the primaries.

Sessions was recently quoted as saying “Farts? Farts are fine, the KKK smells farts as well as smoking pot, proving I was half-right about them being decent people.”

I’m sure they’re pleasantly surprised at how utterly effective it has been. I could never have imagined of all the shit the GOP has done, doing Russia a solid would be one of them.

This is all targeted at removing Rosenstein so they can have someone more pliable supervise Mueller. As Nunes reeks of borscht and vodka whenever someone passes him in a hallway, (according to sources who asked to remain anonymous in order to speak freely about the situation,) it’s not exactly a gigantic surprise.

But won’t releasing this confidential totally real secret memo compromise our intelligence sources? After all, somebody told a secret to Trey Gowdy’s aide, who told Trey Gowdy, who got confused and told something else to Nunes, who then wrote a super double secret memo about how Trump is actually immune from all…

The Russians’ goal in interfering with the election was to destabilize our democracy. With an assist from this fucking stooge Nunes and his Republican collaborators, they’ve undoubtedly succeeded.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Was quite relieved when Salt Lake City was not in the top 20. The potential Amazon HQ2 had been on the news every night until that point, with all the usual stuffed shirts explaining to us how we shouldn’t be too focused on how our increased taxes would be funneled directly to Jeff Bozo’s pocket. There was a lot of…

Your law could also prevent a city or state from offering tax breaks or subsidies to help smaller businesses from opening a facility in say, Flint Michigan or offering small business loans in Englewood, Chicago.

It’s all part of the same problem.

At what point did this asshairdo rise to the level of political pundit? Who the fuck is supposed to care one iota what he says? Ever?

Failing upwards.

Father! Father, I’m helping!